Friday, November 29, 2019

Santa Claus Defies Dunwoody Law

It was a very sad time in Sombertown.  Mr. VillageBurgermeister Meisterburger was mayor and being led astray by Grimsley, the city manager.
mayor and city manager consulting. The mayor will forever be remembered as the mayor who banned Santa, and paved a few roads.  


Toys, rooftop bars, common sense, and holiday decorations - all banned by the Government.  Unless of course it's for the Government's social media  propaganda machine.


The mayor alone wasn't responsible for the fateful events in Sombertown. VillageBurgermeister had full support of his minions, even All Sainter and the Lukester.

council discussing what to do with Kriss Kringle

Kriss Kringle acing math at Austin Elem

A young Kriss Kringle in STEM class at Kingsley
Santa, aka Kriss Kringle, would not be denied.  He starting showing up around town. First he was seen at Village Burger, home to Dunwoody's best hamburger (not affiliated with Mayor VillageBurgermeister Meisterburger), then eating de-constructed lasagna at Novo, Dunwoody's best restaurant.  (DISCLAIMER: DunwoodyTalk2 has not (yet) received free goods or discounts for promoting these two fine eateries, but we are trying).  But with each Santa appearance, Grimsley and VillageBurgermeister Meisterburger would shun him away to neighboring cities, all of whom still welcome the jolly ol' man.  And they had the plagiarized support of Winter Warlock SeeSoul McKnowNothing.




But not all of Sombertown was in compliance.  A great plan was hatched, a plan where Kriss Kringle would enter the city by chimney, THE CITY HALL CHIMNEY! After all , this is the land of  'Do As I say, Not As I Do'.



You want proof that Santa is real, and was in Dunwoody? 
Santa sneaks into city hall, trades wooden toy for 'disappearance' of citation for failure to stop sleigh on Nandina Lane 
The staff at DunwoodyTalk2 encourages everyone to make a toy donation for the Christmas for Kids event.

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