The Viking Strikes Back

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Ragnar is out and Lagertha is back in charge of the Vandy PAC.  Enough of the Tigers and Eagles flailing in air! No more Comets fizzling in the eastern sky. Lagertha has emerged from her stealth location buried deep beneath the 5th hole at DCC and is taking no prisoners, nor apartment kids.

Vandy PAC Chariwoman

Using sunstones and sundials passed down from Sigurd, the Norse mapmaker of the 13th century, the Vandy posse has employed Common Core math formulas to create a new map for their Dunwoody longphort.  The map reaffirms Vandy's guarded location in Kattegat.  In the process, Lagertha has banned non blue-eyed from the territory, citing lack of parental involvement in Viking activities.  It is rumored the Vikings also complained would-be immigrants to Kattegat would not bring the required treasures of gold, silver, rubies, silk, and Penicillin. 

Proposed Vandy Map 

The Common Core math calculating percentages detailing high-density housing is currently under review by the Austin Science Olympiad team for accuracy, but leaked results (Jefferson Apartments Snapchat) hint at altered numbers.  LifeinTheWoodVandy has hired outside firm apartments.com to audit the results as well.

There was no search and rescue letter sent to Drake when Oxford Chase was banned from Viking territory.  The Ox team was dismissed to the King and Lagertha didn't flinch an eye.  But when the fertile soil of The Forest was taken away, a call to arms was made.  Golf carts from all directions plowed their way to convene and channel their inner Odin for guidance.

Regarding 'closest school' rule we keep hearing about - half the kids in Dunwoody can claim Austin as their closest school.  Kids in south DeKalb travel up to eight (8) miles to elementary school while in da wood we argue 1.2 versus 1.5 miles.  You want to keep neighborhoods together, travel east to west (quickest way around inner Dunwoody)?  Here are your maps:

The Vikings will invade Monday's board meeting to protest the new map.  T-shirts are being printed at this moment, but I'm fairly sure the group will be easy to identify.