Yet Another Anti-Vandy Map in Dunwoody

In what seems to be an ongoing theme here in Dunwoody, yet another map (see here)dissing the Vandy Posse has appeared.  A local duo has thrown gasoline on the fire by creating a Christmas and Hanukkah Decorations Map that excludes and detours the new Vanderlyn district.  And Captain Kingsley will not like this map either as Kingsley is completely ignored. Both school PACs have submitted letters of protest to Dan Drake and demanding to know why no houses in their attendance zones were on the map.  "We bought this house because of the 12:12 pitched roof line.You know how awesome ice-cycle lights look on a 45 degree roof?  Apparently not!" exclaimed a local FaceBook contributor.

A local realtor shared his opinion on the matter. "Life is NOT good when your area is not on the official Decorations Map.  People bought homes thinking we'd be on that map forever.  We've always controlled that map, and now we don't.  We mad!"

An open records request revealed our local school board rep intentionally reduced the power to the electrical grid to certain school areas.  "He had a cap put on the amount of juice running into our house.  How the hell am I supposed to keep my Mickey Mouse and Friends inflatables up all night on 20 kWh per day?  I'll tell you; you can't do it!" a local father posted on NextDoor.  

At quick glance, it's easy to see these maps heavily favor the Austin district, and we can't fault others for being mad.  This elementary school stuff has hit a new low.  

"The biggest issue is there are no multi-family lights highlighted on any of these maps.  You'd be surprised how creative people can be with just one string of lights on a 2nd floor balcony," shrieked a mom as she loaded her groceries into her Subaru hatchback.

And that's not all.  Not one mention of Oxford Chase lights.  "Even though you can't turn left after viewing the holiday lights in our neighborhood, we do get a lot of people driving through.  We know some of those people are just lost, but they do make the loop anyways," stated the OxChase HOA spokesperson.